March 2012
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
If you have time to go on Tumblr, you have time to exercise & eat healthy.
Just so I spread my love of lettuce across all social mediums, y’all need to realise how deliciously underrated iceberg lettuce is.
Fuck me, there’s just so much crunch I’m not even mad about it.
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
9 posts
August 2011
11 posts
Weekend
Couch and Earl grey. Come at me.
I'm like a virgin losing a child.
Can’t sleep. Regretting my 3 hour nap. Can’t stop thinking about him. Not reciprocated. Awesome.
Worlds most painful lecture. I predict HD grades for this subject!
July 2011
38 posts
I’m in too deep again. Fuck
^_^
When the attractive boy from a 21st a few weekends ago tracks down your number and texts you!
the devil's lettuce
They always come crawling back, it’s inevitable.
Probably ‘cause you realised I’m fucking fabulous.
Why do people say “as single as a pringle?” Are they not aware that pringles come in can full of other pringles, thus rendering them not single anymore?
Call me crazy, but uni needs to hurry up and start already so I can dominate my units and go to Europe !
No one is as lucky as us.
Filling in my time by working hideous hours. #questionablelifechoice
people in love
Write more about the time spent together, than apart.
I don’t miss you, just the idea of you.
It’s unfortunate how ugly these other bitches are really.
I bid you goodluck and goodbye fuckface.
In other news, operation weight loss was coming along nicely until last night where too much g&t was consumed and hungry jacks was found on the way home. Oh yes.
The aim is to get so fucked up I don’t even remember your name.
Friday nights and Saturday mornings are supposed to be spent with you. Weird feeling.
