Just so I spread my love of lettuce across all social mediums, y’all need to realise how deliciously underrated iceberg lettuce is.
Fuck me, there’s just so much crunch I’m not even mad about it.
Couch and Earl grey. Come at me.
Can’t sleep. Regretting my 3 hour nap. Can’t stop thinking about him. Not reciprocated. Awesome.
Worlds most painful lecture. I predict HD grades for this subject!
I’m in too deep again. Fuck
When the attractive boy from a 21st a few weekends ago tracks down your number and texts you!
They always come crawling back, it’s inevitable.
Probably ‘cause you realised I’m fucking fabulous.
Why do people say “as single as a pringle?” Are they not aware that pringles come in can full of other pringles, thus rendering them not single anymore?
Call me crazy, but uni needs to hurry up and start already so I can dominate my units and go to Europe !
No one is as lucky as us.
Filling in my time by working hideous hours. #questionablelifechoice
Write more about the time spent together, than apart.
I don’t miss you, just the idea of you.
It’s unfortunate how ugly these other bitches are really.
I bid you goodluck and goodbye fuckface.
In other news, operation weight loss was coming along nicely until last night where too much g&t was consumed and hungry jacks was found on the way home. Oh yes.
The aim is to get so fucked up I don’t even remember your name.
Friday nights and Saturday mornings are supposed to be spent with you. Weird feeling.